Zernaff

A sexual term for a mixture of sperm and blood.

It is really weird when you pull a Zernaff with your girl friend when you two make love while she is on the rag

by Akon November 16, 2006

Zero-point-one

Used as a noun. Usually used to describe anything new that has not had the problems worked out of it yet, such as a new untested product released on an unsuspecting public. It can also be used to denote the first version of something created which is not approved/expected to be the final version, such as a new computer program, music mix, the first draft of a script, etc.

PLURAL: "I should have waited a few months to buy that new automobile, seeing as they hadn't worked the problems out of the zero-point-ones yet." SINGULAR: "We've got the new zero-point-one up and running, we'll see how this works out..."

by Kirk Bradford Myers November 10, 2008

zerpayce

A statement of farewell or departure.

"peace out, homes."
"ZERPAYCE!"

by Niggadicks June 9, 2009

zeroy

To staple another person's face to a wall.

J. Marv zeroyed H. Roh's face. It was quite painful.

by Hancakes February 13, 2010

Zeromatrix

The place you reach if you hit rock bottom and start digging.

An ultimate level of fail theorized only to exist if the wachowski brothers were to make a new matrix prequel starring Keanu 'strokevictim' Reeves and the Jedward twins.

A gangbanged prisoner forced to swallow the condom is at rock bottom. The prison guard who has to go through his blood-streaked poop to retrieve it for DNA evidence has reached the zeromatrix.

by Fragmastersyounab December 11, 2009

zerravicious

the act of laughing extremely hard abbreviated as "lolz"

laugh out loud zerraviciously.

that joke is so zerravicious worthy.

by badgerman8427 October 4, 2009

Zerrip

1. (N.) To get involved in a conversation, and laugh, without knowing what the people are talking about.
Zer-ip

Tony was being such a ZERRIP in math today.

by FUNNYSHITHAHA November 6, 2009