disco workout

A workout performed by vain, mostly homosexual men immediately prior to an event where one's looks are important, e.g. an outing at a nightclub or day at the beach. The objective of a disco workout is to pump up your muscles so that you look your best for the event; it is done purely for cosmetic effects and not for any health or strength benefits.

"Bruce and Alejandro knew they were going to the beach later that day, so they squeezed in a disco workout that morning so that they'd look good in their speedos."

by Rabozicus December 18, 2009

regular workout

When you are away
I miss you
its like everybody i pass
carries your name

"she said she was going to establish a regular workout routine"

by Krkič September 19, 2020

Peruvian Pre-Workout

slang for cocaine

Pablo and I were ripping lines of Peruvian pre-workout last night at afters

by Pablo Bamba May 1, 2023

Work on a Project

To go to the house of a partner in a class project and get completely stoned

Steve-O "hey ben lets totally WORK ON A PROJECT, that one for marine bio wud be nice"

Ben "Dude I love working on projects!"

by what number am i thinking? 69 October 28, 2008

workalanche

When the pile of "to do" stuff on your desk gets so big it slides off onto the floor, or chair or hapless victim.

You better stop spending so much time on internet porn before you get buried in a workalanche.

by Armstrong Editorial January 14, 2009

Work Shoes

Someone who owns a pair of stripper shoes yet won't own up to their actual purpose. Claims that they are "work shoes"

Hey, Theresa, nice stripper shoes! Are you a stripper?

Those are my work shoes!

Yeah, exactly, your work shoes.

by FIReNVY September 29, 2009

Workaphobe

Fear of time clocks. See "afrophobe"

My next door neighbor Shaniqua must be a workaphobe. She just keeps punching out kids & collecting her welfare checks from her mailbox. $100 says she hasn't seen a timeclock since she worked at Mickey D's when she was in high school.

by Rocketboi November 4, 2009