lemon wedge

A game of quick thinking and adjective/noun pairs (or humorous inside jokes).

Gameplay: Two or more opponents square off by listing ridiculously random things that usually follow a 2 syllable - 1 syllable pattern (e.g. lem-mon wedge) Exceptions may be made to this pattern. No pair may be used twice. If the game is played via paper, the obligatory elipsis (...) must be used. Ninja moves may be executed during physical play.

Winning: To win, your opponent(s) must run out of ideas or repeat a pair that has already been said. To win you must say, "Lemon wedge, I win!" Or something to that extent. (e.g. "Lemon wedge, I pwn!" or "Lemon wedge, you got vanquished!")

1) Lemon... wedge...
2) Shovel... head...
3) Fifty... six...
4) Jingle... sandwich...
5) Et... cetera...

lemon wedge by Griffin May 13, 2005

Wedges, the 

An elite faction of people characterized by a large yet subtle wedgie. The initiation of a Wedge is usually carried out by the approval of the head chairman. Typical Wedge merriments include eating at Burger King and playing pranks on their rival group, Chevs (see "Chev"). Unlike the Chevs, the Wedges do not run on a nationality-specific agenda, so their group has more diversity.

The Wedges are in town...

Wedges, the by Ryan December 15, 2004

wide stance 

Euphemism for being gay, after Republican Senator Larry Craig claimed that he was not gay but simply had a "wide stance."

"Hey, you got a pretty wide stance there - wanna come back to my place?"

"San Francisco is a place where a guy can widen his stance without fear of reprisal"

"I'd hang out at that bar more, but all the girls have wide stances, i don't think i have much of a chance with any of them"

wide stance by Larry Craig September 6, 2007

slovenian foot wedge

When you put your big toe into an Eastern European rectum without consent

Last night cha boi gave me an unexpected slovenian foot wedge but I kind of liked it. I'm from Moldova

slovenian foot wedge by Byron Tulofson March 2, 2014

wide stance 

1. An improbable or rediculous excuse for one's actions.

2. A rediculous or unbelievable position

Larry Craig's wife swears she never knew her husband was a bathroom-trolling creep, but if you ask me she's taking a bit of a wide stance on that one.

wide stance by PatrickT. September 22, 2007

Sticky Widget 

When you're playing a FPS game i.e. Battlefield 3, and a baddie throws a grenade which lands at your feet - there's nothing you can do but say 'Ah crap' and die.

Nick: How did you die? I was going to spawn on you.

Me: Ah man, I got sticky widgeted, nothing I could do.

Nick: That's how the cookie crumbles.

Sticky Widget by Slintank November 7, 2012

Wedge 

A sharp cheese headed boy, who insists upon being called "The Wedge" but alas this will never be the case as this person is but a child in an adult world.

Beddis- " Wedge, how u doing cocka?"
Wedge- "Its The Wedge!"
Beddis & Furniss- " No its not"

Wedge by BigCockBoyBEEEDAAS January 17, 2019