Water Weight

That isn't progress (by the way)...

Hym "And your little sycophants have been on your dick for weeks about how much you've bulked up but they're all still just as ignorant as ever. It's not bulk. It's water weight. Get in the sauna fatty."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

wedding wrights

Wedding wright are something people say during dirty talk to their partners while getting intimate with one another.

“I’m gonna use my wedding wrights.” He said to his wife.

by Im_tired404 December 10, 2023

Victim Weight

A male that weighs under 90kg, a common phrase used by guys that are insecure about being built like Nikocado.

Oh you're 89.9kg, don't even think about leaving the house then. Your victim weight ass is instantly gonna attract 20 men that are built like Arnold to punt you into orbit, cause that's totally how the world works.

by SuperhumanCock January 12, 2024

Jake weight

The weight of one’s fast food order has either a positive or a negative “feel”.

The drive thru person handed me my order and I immediately knew by the jake weight that i had not ordered enough.

by Yeawhatever May 6, 2024

Rope Weight

Refers to a heavy object hanging at the end of a rope, and is often used in reference to a dead body.

Person 1: I hate that guy.

Person 2: Me too. He’d make a great rope weight.

by turgled March 16, 2025

Stink Weight

fat you get from eating stinky foods like doodoo, smegma, and durians.

You have a lot of stink weight from that kinky night we had last night.

by Weinercabulary May 16, 2025

Stink Weight

Fat you get from eating stinky foods (shit, durians, other stinky foods and weiner cheese)

You have a lot of stink weight you eat so much smelly foods.

by Weinercabulary May 16, 2025