Weekend routine

Friday: smoke a little with the boys

Saturday: Huge rip at the crib, barn gets mucked
Sunday: Football with the boys

Girlfriend: You around this weekend?
Me: Sorry, weekend routine comes first

by robinsm20 April 25, 2019

Royal Weekend

When you have really good eventful weekend that feels like ages

1.)That was a Royal Weekend right there. Now it’s Monday...

2.) I just had a Royal Weekend and it felt like a whole week!

by TheDefinerConnoisseur May 19, 2019

French Weekend

A weekend in which one does nothing productive and has little social interaction with others. For a true french weekend, one must not leave one's home/dorm at all on Friday or Saturday. Usually, one gets more than 24 hours of sleep on friday and saturday nights combined. Lots of leftover food, ramen noodles, and/or Domino's is consumed. Personal hygiene is neglected; Masturbation occurs frequently. French weekends wind down on Sunday afternoon, when one cleans one's living quarters and takes an excessively long shower, in which the balls are washed thoroughly. Only after this thorough washing of the balls may homework or any preparation for the week ahead begin.

Dude 1: "I had a great weekend. What did you do this weekend?"

Dude 2: "Literally nothing bro. I had a French Weekend."

Dude 1: "That's awesome dude. You're so lucky."

by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018

mans weekend

An excuse to take a trip to the woods with friends usually neighbors when the group suspects one of the members is a closet homosexual.

I always thought Doug was a cocksucker , after mans weekend now we know.

by Mindlikeascientist January 10, 2018

billy bush weekend

When a bunch of guys engage in a full weekend or a brief vacation with the primary intent to violate women (ex. Pussy grabbing)

Donald Trump, Billy Bush and friends planned a huge Billy Bush weekend during the 2016 U.S. presidential election and they even filmed a clip of the conversation on tour bus.

by Liadi Aaron September 12, 2017

lost weekend

that friend we all have who is constantly too hammered to function.

"Sarah is such a lost weekend. Everytime she drinks with us, she is a shit storm."

by Chelleybelleyy March 18, 2017

Weekend warrior

Weekends of picking which parents house to go to

Child: I wish I didn't have to choose every weekend where I want to go, I don't like neither of them but I don't want to hurt feelings

Child relative: yeah it sucks being a weekend warrior

by Bella sue May 27, 2017