coke wanker

coke-addled wanker spending parties in a 'coke cycle': exchanging looks with your little entourage and then going off for a toot in the toilets; dabbing every last molecule of powder off the cistern; and then rejoining the gathering with a sudden inexplicable burst of talkativeness before lapsing into frozen, jaw-clamped silence as you wait for the next line.

I was at a party and wanted this chick, but she turned out to be a total coke wanker.

by mattwilk January 13, 2005

northern wanker

Anyone above the midlands in England. They are all farmers and wifebeaters, and wear wellington boots to social activities. Watch Coronation Street.

Northern Wanker: "Alight deeerrr louv coulde get me'a bruuuu aaye?"

Translated: "Could you get me a cup of tea please?"

by Ray1282 July 19, 2006

Lan Wanker

One who masturbates in front of his computer while at a lan party.

Look at that guy, he's lan wanking!

by Allen December 7, 2003

a warwick wanker

someone from warwaick whoes a fuck off lanky cunt, with a disgusting gormless face and goggle eyes. completly under the thumb. has a fat penis. has moobs. sticks his toe up fannys. got off with gobble. is an insect fucker. likes sexy ginges. gimp. has a big sexy mum

"that lanky fucker over there is a warwick wanker"

by gash hound 2 March 23, 2009

Wankee Swap

When a group of male friends walk into a bathroom together, one may call out in their loudest voice, "Wankee Swap!" Then, as the friends are lined up next to each other at the urinals, a member of the group can call out, "Time!" Each man then stops flow, and steps one urinal to the right (in some situations, the man on the far right may have no urinal to hop to, and instead must cut flow and run to the left hand side of the pee-line). The name "Wankee Swap" and the practice of calling it out are a reference to the episode of The Office where Michael decides the Christmas party will play "Yankee Swap!"

Friend 1- "Oh God, I'm so glad we're finally at the bathroom. I have to piss like a mother."

Friend 2- "Guess what: WANKEE SWAP!"

Friend 1- "Oh Christ. Well played. Let's do this thing. Time!"

Friend 2- "Shit. I can't stop my flow."

Friend 1- "Move it bitch or I will piss on your leg."

Friend 2- That is certainly your perogative since we are playing Wankee Swap.

by derekhersh November 5, 2009

Willy wanker

Willy wanker is willy wonkers retarded and autistic inbred brother he is most known for being one of bill Cosbys victim and he fucked a tub of lard

Willy wanker

by Niglet GOD June 15, 2017

wanker

one who wanks

that guy is a wanker

by (****()) August 21, 2022