Conveyor belt twitch

A nervous tic that develops when you play a platform computer game, usually due to having to repeat a routine move - which leads to you making mistakes. Specifically refers to a mis-timed jump on the conveyor belt in Micropower’s “Felix in the factory” on the Commodore 64.

Big Davey keeps mis-timing his jumps! He has a bad case of conveyor belt twitch!

by BBarnet November 6, 2019

Lit The Twit

Lighting your child on fire on their 21st birthday if their a virgin, because that's a sin to the family tree.

My parents were really upset they couldn't partake in Lit The Twit for my 21st, I'm too much of a Fuck boi; and my meat is huge.

by OrangeCum May 3, 2020

i am a little twit

Why did you say you are a twit yourself? Little twits are five years old. And they are very chubby, fat, and naughty.

Because I am a little twit, I accidentally clicked Download New Works.

by Gn Leumassy November 29, 2020

schrodinger's twitch staff

When Twitch makes a decision that literally no one asked for, then decides whether they were "doing a temporary experiment" or not based on whether the viewers approve or not.

Twitch: "Thank you for recent feedback regarding our ongoing embeds experiment. We wanted to confirm that this is a temporary experiment to improve our understanding of how viewers engage with embeds and ways in which we might make it easier to engage with creators' channels."
Viewers: "Kapp, another case of schrodinger's twitch staff OMEGALUL"

by tedi_spl January 31, 2021

cathlic school twitch

When someone constantly bounces their leg. It got its name because people on catholic school are nervous that the nuns will slap them with a ruler so they bounce their leg.

Her leg is bouncing she must have the cathlic school twitch

by anonymous July 17, 2021

eva.in.your.twitch.chat

A swag tik tok acc with about 600 followers (At the time of writing this)

Have you seen eva.in.your.twitch.chat’s newest video?

by Eva_Innit July 24, 2021

Twit

A Twitter user. Does anyone really need to know when you go shopping or sit on the toilet?

Allison: Did you know Ashton Kutcher has a Twitter page?
Brandon: Guess that makes him a Twit then.
Allison: wha?
Brandon: You don't get it do you.

by mikeygoodfella May 29, 2009