blowing your own trumpet

Auto fellatio. Sucking your own penis.

John's in his bedroom blowing his own trumpet.
Are you big enough to be capable of blowing your own trumpet?

by Cheesehoven June 8, 2007

Did i step on your trumpet?

A saying which implies that there was no intent to offend someone. Made popular by psychedelic pop group Danielson on the album Ships. Can also be used when one is unsure of whether or not harm was done by an offhanded comment.

Jerry: Oh I know I hated those kids, in fact I hated anyone who had a pony growing up
Manya: I Had a pony
Jerry: Sorry, did I step on your trumpet?

that would've saved Manya.

by rocktopuss February 23, 2006

Soggy Trumpet

Soggy Trumpet; the act of feltio delivered in a wet and wild manner

It was 4am down a dark alley and she gave me the Soggy Trumpet

by Maxpwr December 10, 2017

Trumpeting

Set of marketing measures that helped Donald Trump to become US president

- Look, what a funny meme about Trump!
- You are exposed to trumpeting, bro

by jerry_rum December 8, 2016

Trumpet

A male strumpet

He's a trumpet, a mad rooter.

by Frank Farquhar March 30, 2023

Trumpets

Sucking dick

The shordy linked my crib and ran trumpets styll

by Tronnastyll May 29, 2019

trumpet

The annoying-high pitched brass trash

The trumpets failed that note.

by Friesians101 December 13, 2016