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Oak Tree Road

The largest Indian ghetto in America. Mostly middle and lower income town where everyone either works in Middlesex county, Jersey City, or Manhattan. The East coast version of Fremont, CA, but wayyy poorer and way more hectic.
Everyone here's parents used to live in Jersey City and then they moved to Edison for overrated schools
White flight is rampant over here and Indian, Hispanic, and Black populations are seeing growth.
Indian guy: Where should I move in America?
Guy from Edison: Come to Edison, legit everyone's Indian and its hella cheap. You can also get cheap groceries on Oak Tree Road
Indian guy: Cheap groceries? Booking my flight!
by nj brown boi November 9, 2019
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Creepypasta Tracer

A Creepypasta Tracer is a person who likes to steal ideas from other creepypastas.
Person 1: Have you heard of a Creepypasta Tracer?
Person 2: Yeah, They suck.
by DillonVentures December 11, 2019
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Slippery Palm Tree

1) a hand job using lubricant

2) an alcoholic drink filled with blood and semen
1) Man, I hear Mikayla gives a mean slippery palm tree

2) That slippery palm tree I got at the bar last night had me so messed up, I didn't know who I was till about 2 o'clock this afternoon
by flappinganus69 June 2, 2013
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Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament

A beer can hung by its tab to the branch of a tree. Usually void of beer, a Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament is characteristic of the ATV trails around Zealand, New Brunswick, Canada as a way of marking trails.
"Should we recycle that?"

"No, that is just a Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament. It needs to stay!"
by TigerToe August 17, 2015
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Licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup

Idiom; to attempt an ill-advised, mildly unpleasant shortcut to avoid a more complicated process, with a high probability of failure. The idiom itself is an example of such an experience, since licking trees is unpleasant, and even maple trees rarely taste sweet just by licking the bark. The idiom also implies that tried and true methods, rather than blind experimentation, yield better results. Drilling into the trunk of a maple tree with a tap, is the correct way to obtain maple syrup.
"Kicking the car to try and make it start again won't work. That's just licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup, honestly. Let's call a tow truck instead."
by missroxyspamcake August 27, 2020
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Who killed my banana tree

A term used when someone does something you don’t like. Could also be used like “you killed my banana tree” when confronting someone who hurt your feelings. This term was first used in “Things Fall Apart” by Chinua Achebe. The main character okonkwo yells this at his family when he finds out his banana tree is dead
Margret you really killed my banana tree

Who killed my banana tree?

This test is killing my banana tree
by SmigglesWiggles May 18, 2021
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Alaska Christmas Tree

An Alaska Christmas Tree, also known as fly tape, is a sticky reel that bloodthirsty insects (that can grow as big as a quarter dollar, mainly in the state previously mentioned,) will zoom into and eventually die.
So i've heard in the local tavern that Jonathan put his Alaska Christmas Tree up early. He's already got at least 30 "ornaments" on it.
by Finbarre June 12, 2021
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