gnome toss

To change from missionary to upright isolation. That is: interrupt mid-thrust to toss the woman aside violently. Best performed on an anniversary.

"What, Dean, you were saying...?"
"Right, John, sorry -- I was just saying that if this bitch shorts my stock again, I'm just going to hit it, quit it, and pull a gnome toss."
"Yeah, sounds reasonable. Lunch?"

by CardCaptains October 28, 2008

tossed salad

I don't mean a vegetable dish. I mean getting your asshole licked, preferably with jelly or syrup... I prefer syrup!

I made my prison bitch toss my salad! He liked it!

by Nate June 19, 2003

salad tossing

eating out a shitty asshole with ranch dressing

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

toss-up

An event where pimps trade prostitutes among themselves.

Yo, I definately traded-up to a new ho with less wear at that last toss-up.

by mespinola June 4, 2007

toss sauce

(v.t.) to ejaculate, generally upon a surface or person. The phrase's sole grace is its rhyming nature.

In chapter 13, watch Jordan toss sauce all over Jon's mom.

by Jucas December 10, 2008

toss

Its not pronounced 'tuh - ah - es' you dingbat!

Toh - ss

by Me May 10, 2003

toss

To ridicule or mock a person, to make a fool of him or her.

Dude, I tossed you like a Caesar salad!

by styopa July 29, 2005