fart butter

greasy residue that accompanies flatulence often after eating rich or oily foods

I just greased my shorts with fart butter.

by Ugly Dave September 6, 2007

Love butter

The white creamy juice that forms at the base of the penis during sex. It's the pussy juice changing color after being churned like butter

I love using love butter to lubricate a chicks clit......I also just like how it looks!!
B=======D

by rug dude October 9, 2014

mule butter

has spreadabilty, but stubborn,

The fukin mule butter is runny and will not leave.

by stunx September 27, 2008

Butter Moment

When someone does something overly horny and lies about being not horny afterwards

Person 1:hey bb can I see those bobs and vegana
Person 2:lol no I have a bf why are you so horny
Person 1:I'm not horny what are you talking about
Person 2:wow that was such a butter moment

by Cocksledder Supreme November 10, 2020

butter sculpture

A person, usually male, of conservative political orientation (regardless of how he describes himself), who is quick to be offended by social practices, arguments or policies which he (usually it's a he) imagines are "socialism", "cultural marxism" or "political correctness". The butter sculpture tends toward a greasy pallor, is prone to rancidity, and (to judge by his typical behavior) is vulnerable to "contamination" through contact with those he regards as economically or racially unclean. Progressives regard the "butter sculpture" with the same disdain as conservatives

"That guy was just ranting about how "The Last Jedi" ruined Star Wars by turning it into cultural Marxist propaganda. What a butter sculpture."

"FFS, you pulled your kid out of class simply because you heard the teacher was going to discuss trans women. Now you have the gall to call call me a "snowflake" for insisting on a more balanced (rather than heroic) portrayal of John A. MacDonald. You pathetic butter sculpture".

"You're outraged that Alex Jones was kicked off Twitter, but you're offended by a the idea of affordable rental housing on your residential street. What a butter sculpture."

by Danforthist March 1, 2019

butter on a poptart

The title of Peter Griffin and Glenn Quagmires first song.......seriously look it up tho

Have you ever put butter on a poptart?, it's so freaking good!

by Black market mouse December 18, 2016

Gamer Butter

The gross residue in-between your keyboard and mouse from intensely sweaty gaming.

Gamer: Ew, my desktop is covered in gamer butter. There's so much of it you could spread it on toast.

by monomutt May 13, 2018