salty secret

When you blindfold your partner before sex, and then tell them to open their mouth to get ready for a load, you put a salty treat in their mouth instead (chips, pretzels, etc.)

"I gave my girlfriend a pretty nice salty secret last night!"
"Yeah, what'd ya give her?"
"Salt and vinegar lays!"

by Bick Steprelli March 1, 2014

salty dumplings

When a guy swims in the ocean and sea salt gets stuck on his balls, leaving a salty taste for the person giving him a blow job after the swim.

Jessica: Bob gave me salty dumplings after his trip to the beach.
Becky: Ew, why did you give him a blow job after his trip to the beach?

by CheesyBoi December 12, 2017

salty shampoo

When you nut in your girl's hair and she rubs it into her scalp.

Davis gave Juliet some salty shampoo last night

by I_Qwickscope_Your_Mom August 10, 2020

Salty Donut

When you're having sex with your significant other on the beach and their butt is resting in the sand, flip them over onto their front to expose their sandy butt. Then ejaculate around their butt hole to top it off like icing.

Dean: "Dude, on the weekend, I was having sex with my girlfriend on the beach. I flipped her over and gave her the best Salty Donut I've ever made!"

Rodger: "Bro that's awesome! I'm so jealous."

Dean: "Wait, why are you jealous? Do you also want to give my girlfriend a Salty Donut?"

Rodger: "No, I'm just jealous because I want to give someone a Salty Donut. Why do you have to always make these conversations so weird?"

by Budders23 October 31, 2018

salty jester

when you put your penis in a pringles salt and vinegar chip container.

"Ouch, this salty jester is very painful." -You

by saltyjester69 November 3, 2013

Salty Kleeman

The ting-ting of any sea-dwelling creature.

Whale: "Gah, I broke my salty kleeman!"

by Sweet Kravity Kravitz April 8, 2009

Salty Jelly

When someone gets jealous, so they start acting really salty.

A mixture of salt and jelly,

Jessica: So i like, started dating her ex boyfriend, and she was totally salty jelly!
Brittany: LOL

Justin: Yo this jelly tastes weird, what'd you put in it?
Matt: Nothing much, just salt.
Justin: Salty Jelly? Dude you're fucking mental.

by wowimdeadinside February 10, 2020