to "whack the clam" is to kick someone, generally a woman, in the pussy, or that thing men shove their dicks into. a "clam" is referring to a "pussy" and a "pussy" refers to a vagina. to whack it is to slap it, grab it, kick it, etc.
"this biddy got into a fight with my girl last night and my girl WHACKED her in the CLAM"-pimpin dude
"i whacked the clam on some bitch last night trying to take my boy"-biddy
"i whacked the clam on some bitch last night trying to take my boy"-biddy
by Pimp-master-shwagster August 28, 2006
Get the whacked the clammug. A word original meaning to have a somewhat large and floppy penis slapped across someones face while they are sleeping. The term has branched out in meanings including to be pwned in a video game or even in real life.
Dude, while Sid was sleeping last night, I completely paddy whacked him. In the morning, he asked me why his face smelled like dick.
Yo, that bitch with the axe just paddy whacked me and killed me in one hit! I completely lost my combo!
Yo, that bitch with the axe just paddy whacked me and killed me in one hit! I completely lost my combo!
by RPD452 April 3, 2009
Get the Paddy Whackmug. 1)Once upon a time...
Carolyn: I was tweaking out so hard last night
SnakeTip: Why?
President Bill Clinton: I did not do DMT and have sexual relations with that woman!
(pause)
President Bill Clinton again: Yo yo Tip!
SnakeTip: Wow, yeah man (pause) wow
Carolyn: Yeah I was there too man yesterday, after that much red bull ritalin and cigarettes...the whackness effect took hold.
the symptoms of the effect include totally fucking tweaking out!
2) (n): of Latin effecti whacknium
Tipus de Snakus: Effecti whacknium me faceat tweaka
(trans) Snack Tip: The whackness effect made me tweak the fuck out!
3) (v):
President Bill Clinton: I whackness effected it so hard last night, my sheets are now purple.
Carolyn: I was tweaking out so hard last night
SnakeTip: Why?
President Bill Clinton: I did not do DMT and have sexual relations with that woman!
(pause)
President Bill Clinton again: Yo yo Tip!
SnakeTip: Wow, yeah man (pause) wow
Carolyn: Yeah I was there too man yesterday, after that much red bull ritalin and cigarettes...the whackness effect took hold.
the symptoms of the effect include totally fucking tweaking out!
2) (n): of Latin effecti whacknium
Tipus de Snakus: Effecti whacknium me faceat tweaka
(trans) Snack Tip: The whackness effect made me tweak the fuck out!
3) (v):
President Bill Clinton: I whackness effected it so hard last night, my sheets are now purple.
by DavidAllenStern June 3, 2011
Get the the whackness effectmug. The expression someone has on their face when surprised,astonished,or just plain stupid.This expression resembles the look as if that person was smacked in the face with a large log of shit on a stick.
Matt: I don't act like i'm cool because all I want to do is smoke and drink.
Ryan: Yea you do dude, your either just really stupid or shit whacked.
Ryan: Yea you do dude, your either just really stupid or shit whacked.
by Jackovasaurus October 16, 2008
Get the Shit Whackedmug. Bone City, Utah.
(n.) above average sex that one would boast about; awesome bang-sesh; hanky panky; boner-jam, sexy time
(v.) to fuck, bang, poke, 'do', bone, seal the deal, sex
(n.) above average sex that one would boast about; awesome bang-sesh; hanky panky; boner-jam, sexy time
(v.) to fuck, bang, poke, 'do', bone, seal the deal, sex
We thought he was up in his room for a while, but what we didn't know was that he got zak whacked by a big booty woman.
by dankmidsarereal April 21, 2011
Get the zak whackmug. A sexual game preformed by two people. One person with a penis must be receiving a hand-job. During the hand job the man must wait until he is about to ejaculate and right before he must smack his hand flat over top of his partners cupped hand as to not squash the penis. If he successfully smacks the hand he is allowed to finish and may choose to go again. If not the penis is crushed thus unable to ejaculate. Correct timing is necessary to win this game.
”Hey, babe! Wanna play a game of whack-a-mole?”
”Jerry... I think you should recover more from last nights game.”
”Jerry... I think you should recover more from last nights game.”
by Dicklickingdaddylover August 10, 2019
Get the Whack-a-Molemug. by dickcheeseburglar April 30, 2010
Get the whack a molemug.