Whack-a-Mole

A sexual game preformed by two people. One person with a penis must be receiving a hand-job. During the hand job the man must wait until he is about to ejaculate and right before he must smack his hand flat over top of his partners cupped hand as to not squash the penis. If he successfully smacks the hand he is allowed to finish and may choose to go again. If not the penis is crushed thus unable to ejaculate. Correct timing is necessary to win this game.

”Hey, babe! Wanna play a game of whack-a-mole?”

”Jerry... I think you should recover more from last nights game.”

by Dicklickingdaddylover August 10, 2019

Whack-a-Mole

Where 2+ guys sit in a row (or circle) and the girl rides the first guy to get an erection to the last guy to get one, in order. The penis is the "mole", while the girl is the "mallet/hammer"

Kelly: "Scott, John, Mike and i played whack-a-mole all. night. long. You should join us next time."

Josh: "i don't know, maybe...."

by Sarrbear December 21, 2010

Whack-a-Mole

When you sit on a girl's face and punch her in the stomach so that her tongue is forced out and licks your butt hole.

In the movie, the Piano Teacher, Erika Kohut wrote a letter to Walter Klemmer asking for a whack-a-mole.

by AllanKings September 23, 2010

whack-a-mole

While jerking off a man, with the free hand you hit the tip of the cock with an open palm as if you are playing the popular carnival game "whack-a-mole".

I'm so pissed at Tommy for flirting with that fat broad at the bar. When we go home I'm going to jerk him off "whack-a-mole" style.

by WeezieCletusBBH May 03, 2009

whacking the mole

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"Dude, quit whacking the mole! You'll go blind!"

by Dean March 25, 2005

whack a mole

to sit on a turd that has begun to crown in an effort not to shit oneself.

yesterday i had to play whack a mole at work, i was all alone and the damn customer wouldnt leave.

by elac the great October 07, 2011

Whack-a-mole

A way to describe a chick who's had breast implants but one of the implants malfunctioned/deflated.

I saw Tammy and Gail together at the beach they were both wearing bikinis and each of them has an implant that deflated. So now when I see them it reminds me of whack-a-mole.

by Tiltied August 08, 2020