“Hey Juan what kind of wood is you kitchen table made out of?” “Only the best Mexican Oak from Maria’s Antiques!”
by Vitreol March 16, 2019
A neighborhood in Oviedo, where the houses all look alike and the people try and make their yard look the best on the block.
by PostToBe76 February 17, 2015
Buyer: I would like to see the home on Beck Street. What can you tell me about it.
Agent: The bathrooms have been upgraded and it has new carpet. The kitchen, however, is "oak dated".
Agent: The bathrooms have been upgraded and it has new carpet. The kitchen, however, is "oak dated".
by skiutah January 06, 2011
Woman: “Officer, look! There’s a bunch of outlaws over there!”
Officer: “Don’t worry ma’am it’s just Treaty Oak Revival.”
Officer: “Don’t worry ma’am it’s just Treaty Oak Revival.”
by Dinasourlizard March 01, 2024
by Dinasourlizard March 01, 2024
The best fucking band to ever exist. The band that shines lights on all the issues women bring men and why we are either scared to date them or just hate them. Not only that but they are the best band for sitting around a fire drinking till the sun comes up. If ya ain’t ever listened to them, then you ain’t heard real music.
“Treaty Oak Revival? Are y’all a church band or something?”. “No we’re a rock ba- Look I just need the keys.”
by RapeyDaveyz71 December 10, 2024
A large strip mall in Agoura Hills, CA that acts as the "shopping mall" of the area. Mainly because the mall companies wouldn't be caught dead building an actual mall in this crappy of an area. It is full of stores and businesses that closedown within a week either because of horrible business management, crushing business taxes, or shoplifted blind by the wannabe-gangsta kids of the neighborhood. During the day it is crowded with brainless girls doing tik-toks with Starbucks in hand, and at night it's crowded with the wannabe-gangstas that go to Agoura High and drunk college kids (that don't even live ANYWHERE in the area) that throw bottles at you if you get too close. (Speaking from experience).
"Did you hear what happened at the twin oaks shopping center?"
"Was there a fire? Did someone get shot? Just tell me all ready..."
"Was there a fire? Did someone get shot? Just tell me all ready..."
by plus-size albert December 23, 2020