mommy-daddy button

The area of a man's crotch where a good kick will render that dude useless for about an hour.

"I kicked him in the mommy-daddy button and he rolled over crying like a girl"

by Flo January 28, 2004

mommy daddy bullshit

Infantile ridiculousness. The modifier 'mommy daddy' distinguishes run-of-the-mill bullshit from a more childish or retarded variety thereof.

You're a grown ass man throwing a tantrum and pulling some mommy daddy bullshit right now.

by Tsekub August 24, 2018

guacamole mommy moment

when the guacamole has chucks of your mother in it.

(me:) Wow is this guacamole is amazing -- what is in it? (maker:) Well you see it's a guacamole mommy moment! (me:) Oh wow!

by Guacamole Maker October 18, 2019

Muff cabbage Mommy

A women who does not know how to properly order a screen protector and makes her child do it for her. once realizing the name on the package the screen protector comes in says muffcabage mommy, her child loses all internet privileges for good.

The Muff cabbage Mommy was upset when she realized her muff was very cabbage like.

by silent bob! October 25, 2018

big mommy milkers

meiles big mommy milkers
thats it
thats the definition

'big mommy milkers'

by yewejjjjjjjjjweihgegielged December 20, 2020

mommy im hungry

An old vine that used to be used a lot back in 2012 but now it's just... pathetic

Random kid who thinks he is being cool: MOMMY IM HUNGRYYYYYYYYYYY!

by Hahoteemgirl April 10, 2017

Ur Mommy Gay

You mom so gay that when she took a gay test she got the top score

Ur Mommy Gay lol 👊🏿

by s u c k m y d i c September 22, 2018