Kirking

A William Shatner, also known as "Kirking" is where one partner defecates all over another's penis, exclaiming, "Commander Spock! Our starship appears to have encountered some organic resistance!" - whoever is roleplaying as Sulu in the room should reply with a heart "ohhhhhh myyyyyy!" as the entire crew climaxes at once.

Kirking ----- "the orgy was really getting boring at the end until Marty decided to William Shatner / Kirk all over Jimmy, what a performance!"

by Taintnosunshine November 19, 2025

get kirk

getting a blowjob/ getting neck

i always get kirk

by qwertyuio23333 November 20, 2025

Charlie Kirk

dead

Man that Charlie Kirk is dead

by froodoodeeleedoo667 November 21, 2025

Kirking

When someone dodges a point in a debate by suddenly switching to an unrelated topic, usually to avoid admitting they’re wrong.

“I brought up gun policy and he started talking about cars—bro was Kirking so hard.”

by VoofVoof November 24, 2025

kirk

A blow job- an alternative way to say getting "neck," as Charlie Kirk was shot in the neck.

yo that kirk she gave last night was crazy

by sexafterchurch November 25, 2025

Kirking

adjective

An action in which the one preforming the action uses his cock to puncture a hole through the recipients neck.

"I've been kirking it all day, but those damn goyim wont stop"

by FiveFlavors November 26, 2025

Kirking

adjective

An action in which the one preforming the action uses his cock to puncture a hole through the recipients neck.

"I've been kirking it all day, but these damn hoes wont stop asking for it."

by FiveFlavors November 26, 2025