Hot Mess

Jizz. Ejaculate. Semen. That's right , this is where this popular term originates from.

He left a hot mess on the sheets

by Codecaps February 2, 2018

Mind Mess

Your mind is so messed up from all the bullshit at work you become useless.

"Hey WTF is wrong with Bill?"
"Shit man he's mind mess right now, he got his balls into hot water with the dirty emails to Sandra & she reproted him"
"He is totally fucked"
"Yep"

by Bobby da Cones May 19, 2009

hot mess syndrome

When you or your pet has so many medical problems there's no single diagnosis for all of them

What did the veterinarian say is wrong with your dog?

They said she's got so many problems it considered hot mess syndrome!!

jacked up messed up bad

by Tragus February 6, 2017

Juiseppe Messes

Juiseppe Messes is a football player whos number is number 10 and played for the team FC Barca

Juiseppe Messes also known as Joseph for short is a professional football player who is friends with Jopert Rolando a well known football player

Juiseppe Messes was born on 24 June 1987 and he is of Italian and Spanish descent.

Juiseppe Messes played for the team FC Barca.

by comedy man January 9, 2023

s-mess

Short for SMS, or text message.

Girl: Hey, why didn't you reply to my s-mess?
Boy: Because I don't like you.

by Celebi+ September 2, 2011

Hot mess

A person who is really attractive (like hot) but you can tell that they are working really hard. It’s a compliment.

“Woah Sarah, your a hot mess!”

by Alejandra06 October 25, 2022

Mess

Gossip, arguments, or any conflict stirred up to keep people at each other's throat.

Those people down at that lodge like to keep up a lot of mess, that's why I don't go down there.

by Bill Mobley October 18, 2021