student

a school slave

person 1: bruh how do you not know how to pay ur taxes
school slave (student): school didn't teach me how to

by maybe i'm retarded February 2, 2021

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Student

Person that's doomed to attend university for next 4-6 years, also has been doomed to experience pain, suffering, sadness, depression, laziness, helplessness, loneliness, tiredness all at the same time(list is not full). After person becomes a student, he starts to miss childhood. Facts about that species: they sleep 2-4 hours a day, their digestive system has adapted to energy drinks and junk food like cow is adapted to grass, it's their only meals.

But there's 2nd type of that species that has nothing in common, it's Student with girl- boyfriend.

- Congratulations, you become a student!

- I don't think it's the thing, I want to be congratulated with.

by Student4 February 7, 2021

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Stude

1. An insult derived from student; a stude is someone who is just a beginner but is trying out techniques or strategies which are beyond their current capability. The result is generally sloppy and ineffective as they lack the skill to pull off these moves.

2. A noob trying not to be a noob.

Examples:

A karate stude attempting to do a flip kick and landing flat on their face- total stude move.

"That was such a stude move"

"You're a stude"
"F%&king studes"
"Stude"

by TheStude March 7, 2021

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