store-aisle preamble

Refers to the preliminary "look-see" stroll dat you make along a store's shelves prior to requesting assistance in locating a certain item of merchandise; this ensures dat you will not feel foolish --- and/or needlessly interrupt a probably-already-overly-busy store-employee --- by asking for help in finding something dat was actually right out in plain view all along, and so you could likely have spied it yourself if you'd simply been looking more carefully/closely.

I always make sure to do a through store-aisle preamble before calling an associate to help me find something I want to buy; it always a relief to see the employee pause and scratch his/her own head while seeking out my desired item (or have said staffperson regretfully tell me that either the store doesn't carry what I'd wanted or it's out of stock), since this means that I don't have to feel foolish or guilty for having "interrupted someone for nothing".

by QuacksO May 15, 2019

Store Bought Cake

a thick prostitute

Yeah that sounds nice but have you ever tried store bought cake?

by peekaboobitch November 26, 2019

Storing

A psychopaths way of saying shopping but changed to flirt the American word for shop: store

Psychopath: I'm gonna go on a storing spree!
A sane person: what the fuck is wrong with you?

by SillyHoneyMustard March 14, 2022

pee at the poop store

Metaphor for two things that should not be together.

Now they got pinapple on pizza, next there'll be pee at the poop store.

by monkerhostin1 November 20, 2023

Juice store

When a group of people is clowning you. / When you’re surrounded by dumb people.

This place is a giant juice store!

by Elle286 December 07, 2019

showing them the thrift store

What you tell your significant other what you're doing with an attractive person while you're actually cheating on your significant other, taking pictures of it, and secretly laughing at your idiot significant other for being such a trusting idiot.

I'm showing them the thrift store for his birthday. I'll be home later.

by Lord-Sheeva January 31, 2025

google play store

AN Internet merchant associated with Mega-CORP. Google, and the Play Store manages apps for consumers, sellers, and various and sundry associated creeps.. their motto is, "DON'T DO EVIL...UNLESS IT LOOKS HOT"... Author note: It is HIGHLY recommended you stay away from ass-pegging their TOS, as they can and will invalidate your Internet life with a snap of their mega-Corp fingers.

HUEY: "Hey Dewey, did you ever look for that Flappy Bird app on the Google Play Store?"
DEWEY: "I would've, Brother Huey, but I seem to have forgotten my password!1!"
LOUIE: "Try 'smelled_of_elderberries'"
DEWEY:"(⊙v⊙)ORLY?"

by KUDOSFROOND May 24, 2017