Spreading Christmas Cheer

When a girl gives a boy a blowjob during the holiday season and he blows his load (christmas cheer) in her face.

Tyler: "Dude I just spread Christmas cheer all over that hoe's face."
Samson: "Dude your just like Santa Claus."

Boy: "My mom caught me spreading Christmas cheer all over my girlfriends face."

by courtneyann! January 6, 2009

four finger spread

The resulting spray between your fingers when you vomit in public and try to hold it back with one hand.

Hugh: "I heard Chuck puked in the middle of the bar last night."
Ralph: "Yeah, he did a four finger spread over some people's table."

by T-von October 23, 2008

Spread Pelican

When a man ejaculates inside a woman's vagina, then she drains it in a cup and stores it in her mouth.

I hooked up with a Zeta last night, and when I woke up in the morning, she was totally Spread Pelican.

by wdkh February 20, 2009

Spreading

When you need to read quickly/at speed. It can also be when your just a naturally fast reader.

Keegan Worth started spreading late at night.
Drew Sandison is naturally good at spreading.

by PewdiepiePredator January 4, 2020

Super Spreader

A prostitute, gigolo, or overly promiscuous person during the Covid-19 pandemic.

Person 1: It appears that your mom may be a ho.
Person 2: That sucks... What has brought you to that conclusion?
Person 1: Because to everyone but you, she is known as the super spreader!

by CatPenis69 January 4, 2021

Spite

To upset for no reason.

I think the teacher gave my essay an F-- just to spite me.

by Diggity Monkeez February 8, 2005

spreach

Someone who speaks, preaches, and teaches interchangeably.

Gloria Ross is not a preacher, she likes to spreach.

by Fresh Word Ministries August 24, 2010