Sprinkler Girl

A girl who gets around...one who sleeps with whoever, whenever, & wherever.

"Ay girl, let me find out you're a Sprinkler Girl?!"

by Ana Pattinson January 12, 2009

Sprinklery

A person that, without the intention to, spits while talking.

Man, Todd is so sprinklery that whenever I go talk to him, I get all wet.

by Marco Tulio Nardi February 14, 2009

splintertilla

A tortilla chip corner that breaks off in your mouth and lodges itself into your gums; a tortilla chip splinter. If left untreated, a splintertilla may migrate upward to infect grey matter and impair brain function related to sensory and motor stimulus. Or is that because of the 4 margaritas you just gulped down? Whatever. Splintertillas suck.

Oh! Noooo! I just got a splintertilla!

Hey! Slow down on those chips, pal! Do you want to get a splintertilla?

I was laid up all last week. Splintertilla. It almost killed me.

by Moonpie Feedbag June 20, 2010

sphincter sprinkler

The process by which ejaculate is sprayed/ sprinkled by a penis onto an asshole.

That homo is a prime example of a sphincter sprinkler.

by J April 28, 2003

sprinkler

Excellent guy

sprinkler owns you all

by Anonymous June 30, 2003

Spitzers

Knee-high socks.

I pulled up my spitzers and got busy.

Do you carry spitzers, or do you only have ankle-high socks?

Please take your spitzers off before we go to bed unless you're planning to pay me $1000 an hour for this!

by Cantor de Mambo December 26, 2008

Springer

The name given to a woman who is destined to be alone and spend her life being a teacher because he needs to be around youth to make up for her wasted long life, and also because she is unaccepted amont her own peer group

Kid1) Your ganna grow up to be a Ho!
Kid2) Beats being a springer.....

by Rusty the George Nelson April 12, 2007