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China Spring, Texas

A small community suburb of Waco, Texas. Full of mostly middle-class and rich families, with a large population of farmers and rednecks as well. The high school is a 3A high school with a very good history in both athletics and academics, although most of the students are stuck up jerks. But overall it's a nice school district. There is a limited selection of restaurants and stores, but some special ones such as Griff's and Shipley Donuts stand out. The people are generally very friendly and it is a very fast growing and one of the more popular destinations to live in Central Texas. Home of Ted Nugent and drag racing legend Billy Meyer.
Ted Nugent lives on a ranch near China Spring, Texas.
by SquishyBearSRS January 25, 2011
mugGet the China Spring, Texasmug.

chocolate hot spring

This is when you defecate or "drop a deuce" in a public hot tub leaving a pleasant surprise for the next poor guy or gal.
"Dude, Travis just chocolate hot spring'ed the pool area! Do Not Go In There!"
by J.Spencer Lambchop January 22, 2008
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Salt Spring Syndrome

The syndrome that eventually permeates nearly all residents of Salt Spring Island, the largest of the Southern Gulf Islands. Characterized by symptoms of supressed or underlying but often unacknowledged despisation, hatred and flaunted superiority towards "New Islanders" or any party new to or unexperienced in the ways of Gulf Island culture.
Aunt Old Timer: "You go to Ganges central town in the summertime and ther'll be the rednecks wearing the shirts that say "If it's called tourist season why can't we shoot at em" and those are the ones who've only been here 2 or 3 years!"
Billy Bob: "Yea being here even 2 or 3 years gives you a pretty bad case of Salt Spring Syndrome"
by OldtimeIslanderasasas July 20, 2009
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corporate spring break

Young business men and women taking a grown up trip to the beach over Memorial Day weekend.
We went down to Destin for Corporate Spring Break.
by SethM November 4, 2007
mugGet the corporate spring breakmug.

German Spring Offensive

When you fart in the morning and your girl goes downtown to take care of business. Usually complaining that she "needs a gas mask", but does it anyway.
"Check one off the bucket list dude, I totally pulled a German Spring Offensive with Shannon this morning."
by Dutchapplepie March 11, 2020
mugGet the German Spring Offensivemug.

california spring roll

When a guy shoves a spring roll on his dick and fucks a hoe, yelling I'm from Cali bitch
by biggieballz August 31, 2015
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Facebook spring cleaning

the act of removing "friends" from your Facebook account every spring due to them not being your friend. Every school year leads to a build up of people on your Facebook account that you don't really know nor like, leading to an end year "purge" event known as Facebook spring cleaning.
Wow, I 'unfriended' almost 200 people during that Facebook spring cleaning.
by FBook Guru March 1, 2012
mugGet the Facebook spring cleaningmug.

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