Spaff

Literally means ejaculate. As to Spaff on someone's face.

Having a wank later, might turn into a spaff.

by David Spy October 27, 2023

Scoff

A cross between a squid and a goof

"That little scoff just goofed me for my money"
"Wheres my money you little scoff"

by Ghetto Hillbilly December 13, 2023

spiff

A SPF (Sun Protection Factor) is a line from Sprung, the TV series…

She has a really high spiff…

by Ool The Ghoul in Sunday School January 19, 2024

Spaff

Another word for seamen

Jimbo left a load of spaff all over the place after a bit of “me” time

by Drillbit69 March 2, 2024

Scoff Fest

Going to an eatery/restaurant and absolutely stuffing your face. Shovelling as much food down your gullet as possible. The person who troffs the most is the winner.

Let's go to an all you can eat buffet and have a scoff fest!

by Royal Belly March 25, 2024

Shoffli

stupid person/vape addict

You're such a Shoffli!

by srilz.. May 6, 2024

spiff

someone who is just dogshit at everything, is a negative player and just a L vibe.

get the fucking spiff out, just ban this spiff.

by anonymous January 3, 2025