Often a girl or woman that loves sucking and fucking men on a regular basis. Sometimes a homosexual male can also be refered as this.
by tayb October 17, 2005
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(n.) the cock-sucking busybody that comes in and ruins another's fun by setting a self-serving moral standard based on some hazzily-recalled previous experience in which the sploogemop came out behind, and thus, going forward, everyone else needs to suffer the same fate.
(n.) the rule or value instituted by said cocksucker, i.e. the Sploogemop's sploogemop.
(v.) to make a horseshit, self-serving, catch-all rule, i.e. The Sploogemop sploogemopped yet another sploogemop
(n.) the rule or value instituted by said cocksucker, i.e. the Sploogemop's sploogemop.
(v.) to make a horseshit, self-serving, catch-all rule, i.e. The Sploogemop sploogemopped yet another sploogemop
1. In my humble opinion, Daniel is a sploogemop. Yea verily, that rapscallion fixed the league rules to favor his team because of an imagined slight he received in times gone by.
2. Why, this is nothing more than Daniel's latest sploogemop, I tell you! A simple artifice aimed at bringing the league rules into harmony with his vision of fairness, yay, his vision alone!
3. He sploogmopped the executive council with his new regulation and now money for women and booze can no longer be taken from the petty cash.
2. Why, this is nothing more than Daniel's latest sploogemop, I tell you! A simple artifice aimed at bringing the league rules into harmony with his vision of fairness, yay, his vision alone!
3. He sploogmopped the executive council with his new regulation and now money for women and booze can no longer be taken from the petty cash.
by Uncle Gravy July 25, 2011
Get the Sploogemop mug.A person is sponge knocking if they say that they tried to pay a debt to another person, but lied about it.
Person 1 "Man I tried to pay you...knocked on the door....no answer"
Person 2 "Oh yeah? Knocked all night at my door...was in all night, were you knocking on the door with a sponge?" Hence called sponge knocking. "I was accused of sponge knocking...but i really tried"
Person 2 "Oh yeah? Knocked all night at my door...was in all night, were you knocking on the door with a sponge?" Hence called sponge knocking. "I was accused of sponge knocking...but i really tried"
by AK169 September 18, 2011
Get the Sponge knocking mug.The reproductive fluids in which a male ejects after sexual intercourse or masturbation; sperm/semen.
by ShaleHamster February 2, 2013
Get the Splooge mug.Close to the idea of a moose knuckle or a camel toe. The only difference is that the woman is really fat and she wears tight pants and you can see the cellulite through them, looking very similar to a sponge.
I was walking down main on a Friday night. Bitch had white yoga pants on and you could totally see her sponge knuckle.
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by Carlypants May 19, 2013
Get the Sponge Knuckle mug.To leave a place or situation using a silly method of distraction (i.e. The Spongebob dance) in order to make people not feel bad that you're leaving, usually when you're leaving them high and dry. The opposite of a French exit.
You have to work late?
Yeah, my boss came by, dumped a bunch of work on me and Spongebobbed out.
I heard the cops were coming to bust the party so I had to tell a joke and Spongebob out.
Yeah, my boss came by, dumped a bunch of work on me and Spongebobbed out.
I heard the cops were coming to bust the party so I had to tell a joke and Spongebob out.
by Mad_woman October 24, 2013
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