Sneeze

Something dads do really well.

Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 2, 2022

mouth sneeze

When you sneeze but it is directed to your mouth because you are sick!

*ACHOOO* Mouth sneeze!!

by spotlight ah moonlight ah May 19, 2023

Sneeze

Some booger nose shit that spreads all over your new white shirt and leaves a stain for everyone to make fun of.

Bro I just sneezed. Like a fuckin’ shotgun in my nose, it could’ve killed a grandma! Like it was a-fucking-choo!

by anonymous September 7, 2020

sneeze n squeezer

Someone who fakes sick to get out of things, especially for the purpose of having sex.

Sort of like "boo, you whore" from mean girls

"Nah shes not at school today shes sick apparently"
"Girl she is a sneeze n squeezer and you know it"

by your grandpas boyfriend March 30, 2024

Jewish sneeze

When your bitch, sneezes during sex and your dick gets stuck in her vagina

Friend: how was last night

Timmy: yeh it was good but my bitch did a jewish sneeze

by DaddyLoves 8===D November 17, 2019

Bukakke sneeze

The act of sneezing directly into anothers face often covering them in snot.

Unfortunately when i went to kiss her i bukakke sneezed into her face

by Lucianmarquis June 29, 2017

Sneeze Tease

The event of feeling like you are about to sneeze but not sneezing.

I thought I was going to sneeze but it was just a sneeze tease.

by Phantom Payne November 19, 2019