cyclops snacks

A term to describe blowing your cashed bowl out of a moving car window and ash flies into your eye, rendering you eyeless or 1-eyed.

I just got cyclops snacks, and it didn't feel good. o_+

by Fat Washington September 26, 2018

Snack Wizard

A person who eats excessively. Not necessarily fat, but in most cases is.

Bertha raided the fridge last night. She is proving to be quite the snack wizard.

by obiwannablowme February 16, 2017

Sweat Snack

(V)The act of snacking on your girlfriend after you've had your way with her. This is usually done using a straw or wooden spoon

I'm goin over to my Old Lady's house for a Sweat Snack and a movie.

by Lazy Larry Lord January 2, 2009

pedo snacks

When your favorite restaurant is found out to be owned by your friendly neighborhood child molester.

Mmmm, Mmmm, Mmm these pedo snacks.

by SpreadThemCheeks May 20, 2017

carpet snacking

When your toddler throws his goddamn food all over the carpet and then constantly comes back to it in order to snack on old, hair covered food.

My kid has had several bad shits today, but I cannot tell if it is from teething or from all his carpet snacking.

by trace brock January 11, 2019

Midday snack

Midday snack refers to the remaining or left over fecal matter in or around ones anus, that can be swiped with a pointer finger at anytime and be eaten

Timmy didn't have time to eat his whole meal at lunch but he knew he could always rely on his midday snack!

by Donkikongdick June 17, 2021

Bootlegged snacks

Off brand snacks

We where on the bus and i saw my friend eatin bootlegged snacks

by Sillyboi17 July 4, 2018