Shit Slapping

The act of shitting into a rubber glove (i'm talking heavy,thick,long deep cleaning rubber gloves) and then beating any living thing until they/it becomes unconcious.

"You're about to get yourself shit slapped"
"I'm bored, anyone want to go with me to shit slap small children and their mothers at the park?"
"You worthless waste of skin, i'm going to shit slap you into a coma!"
"Anyone on AIM wanna cum over and give me a real good shit slapping? I'm so wet for you"
"when the paperboy asked for a tip, i shit slapped him"
"we should totally start an underground shit slapping fight club! that'd so sooo tight dude. totally"
"the neighbors dog wouldnt stop barking last night so i went over and shit slapped it to death"

by Anthony Stewart June 19, 2006

Sticky Slapping

cumming on your hand slapping the girl twice, then slapping her with your dick

Dude, look Jordan is sticky slapping Catherine!!

by Jordan Aaron Robinson January 2, 2008

Skinny Sleeping

When one decides to embrace the act of sleeping naked.

Roey: I know you didn't sleep with belle!
Hillel: Nah dawg, I even tried skinny sleeping with her and she rejected that too!

by SkinnySleeper545 June 28, 2009

get to stepping

telling some one to get out of your life for ever

that nigga needs to get to stepping

by WordMaker101 July 9, 2014

stepping on a duck

the fart that comes out making a "QUACK" noise

ummm hortense? did u step on a duck?
no... it was yo momma!

by Neo December 25, 2003

slapping my mom

something you do when she pisses you off....i mean honestly? wtf does grounding mean anyway? who does that?

my mom's a bitch....i feel like slapping my mom!!

by janet_babii079 June 21, 2008

Sleeping cop

A speed bump.
(Sleeping cop was first coined in Japan)

Man, the bottom of my bumper got messed up from that sleeping cop.

by coonsterbobins December 11, 2010