Simon Cowell Effect

This phenomenon involves the making of an extortionate amount of money from an individual or group of people with little or no discernable talent.

A: That Cheryl Cole is so popular...why do you think it is?

B: Must be the Simon Cowell effect....

by Supersare June 28, 2011

Simon

A short and evil gremlin that is set on the destruction of all productivity. He is a rich model who always asks for handouts and loves ticking off codies.

Simons stop class because they feel like it.

by Brezok February 20, 2020

Siemen

a funny and very attractive guy that everyone looks up to

One of my friends was a real siemen today

by Zebbbb May 2, 2020

simonetta

A tall and independent female who is a great role model and a great person. People don't see her as the intellect she is but she smart and intelligent additionally she is hillarious!

Omg did you see Simonetta over there.

by Octavia_xox May 29, 2021

simonism

To trip someone out (preferably a stranger) by pulling a fucked up face, or chattin random shit!

Its amazing what some class A's will do to the brain to trigger a 'SIMONISM'. Time to get GRIMY!

by baseheads July 10, 2006

Simeon

A person who tries awfully hard to fart but poops instead. Sensitive aswell, who farts and then starts crying. A person who claims to have expelled the Biggest Fart In The World Fart, yet to be proven, claims to have shaken the house and rattled the windows. This is ridiculous. No fart in the world shakes houses and rattles windows.

Simeon is a bungee pooper. The kind of poop that just hangs off your rear before it falls into the water. Unfortunately, Simeon often Jailbreaks, when forcing a poop, severeal farts slip out at a machine gun pace.

by nikynokynonoi December 16, 2011

Simeon

a big assed bitch with farting problems

usually friends with Asians.

Has a damn gud ass ( not to be proud of, hes a guy hpefully)

ew that simeon over there needs to lose some weight

by yokyokmum December 3, 2011