shreaded

To be shreaded; ripped; jacked; defined as in muscle.

That guy is shreaded. All he does is go to the gym.

by droobz September 25, 2013

Shpend

A guy known for his extraordinary ability to survive bus crashes. He only needs about 1 week to recover from getting hit by a bus.

"Did you hear? Shpend did get run over by a bus again!"
"Usually, Shpend spends his Friday evening with his wife, but he couldn't today because he got run over by a bus again!"

by M!-Boy June 5, 2018

shredding

The act of one man fucking another man in the ass, while listening to "Blinded by the light."

*Blinded by the light,*
*wrapped up like a dousche in the middle of the night.*
*I was blinded by the light.*

Yo man those faggots were probably shredding all night.

by Dyll October 12, 2006

Shred

To makeout, kiss, or fondle; Any close or intimate contact between two people that ranges from holding hands to sex. Includes kissing, grinding, fellatio, cunnilingus, and 69. However, shredding may or may not include hugging.

Dude, don't go in Tom's room. He's totally shredding with Marissa.

by Adrian Saunders March 10, 2008

shredding

1)masterbation.
2)very fast aggresive sexual intercorse with a woman.

man i caught riff shredding in the bathroom.

the first time i got laid i was shredding the pussy!

by Cuco October 4, 2003

Shredder Wood

When a shredder is wearing extremely tight pants and walks around the office with a big hard-on. Because the pants are so tight, you can't imagine how a hard-on can be achieved in the first place.

It's bad enough that half-tard walks around in skin-tight pants and bright red tennis shoes, but now he has a boner? Who wants to see that shredder wood?

by kombat July 20, 2005

Shreddies

Taco meat that comes out your but

I had tacos for dinner now im the toliet with the shreddies guess thats leftovers for tmorrow

by Brando83 March 25, 2017