Shanks for the laughs

Say this when someone gets stabbed on a comedy show with a comedy laugh track. A pun for "thanks for the laughs"

A: We got shanked so hard
B: Shanks for the laughs everyone
A: Shanks for watching

by Furry Balls July 9, 2021

chip-shank

When you're eating some corn chips, usually thin pointy ones, and while chewing you get stabbed usually in the roof of your mouth.

Oww! I just got fucken chip-shanked by these nachos! I think i'm bleeding!

by mondomoon28 October 31, 2011

shank nose

a person with a nose which is shaped like a knife. u better watch out, they are very dangerous. they normally go by the name of Keval. they rep the badman end of sai school.

woah, dont fuck with him, he has a shank nose.

by kck badman April 23, 2009

Super shank

When you Vigorously thrust a sharp impliment into a mortal foe

That nigga off troy got Super shanked in his Jugular .

by ariels May 19, 2005

Shank Monkey

A common Rhesus Monkey, jacked up on steroids and amphetamines with its hands sawed off and surgically replaced by retractable switch blades.
Often used by mad scientists as an outer security measure in their forest bound secret lairs.

Get the fuck out before I set the Shank Monkeys on you!

by yeti_detective September 8, 2010

Beer Shank

The act of pouring beer, or lagar, over someone performing oral sex on you as you ejaculate. Commonly performed by the UCSC both in the Deen and in Zante

"That bird last night, Catt, was sucking my pipe, i took a sip of my tennants then emptied in on her head - Beer Shank"

by Certified Badman March 14, 2009

shank-fuck

1. When one stabs (shanks) another in the abdomen, and then has intercourse with the still-bleeding wound.

2. To shank someone and then fuck the wound.

3. The ultimate revenge.

4. A terrible discourtesy during seppuku.

Inmate 1: "Oh dear. This shank-fuck is rather painful."
Inmate 2: "I did not know you were still alive."
Inmate 1: "Quite. Please correct that quickly."
Inmate 2: "In two minutes. Maybe three."

by Shankeypants McFarlane January 11, 2009