screwming

The scream-like vocals heard from the bedroom or upstairs neighbors apartment associated with coitus.

"I didn't get any sleep last night, my roomates kept screwming."

"Stop screwming so loud, my parents are home."

by Memblin August 3, 2007

Screwmonkey

A Prostitute whom will go all out for a shag ( A slag)

Jennys a screwmonkey not that bad a shag though

by Joel Drayton March 4, 2008

boot screwed

buggered; stuffed; up the creek without a paddle

"We are totally boot screwed"

by WeWin March 3, 2006

taqthindal-screwjob

A mix of Punjabi and English commonly used by the children of immigrant parents, this term refers to losing something over which you have no control through fate.

I would have won that race if I hadn't got the taqthindal-screwjob.

by Sunny Dhillon September 10, 2007

Sonic Screwdriver

A tool that works very well at opening and closing doors, doesn't work on wood though, that's a shame. It doesn't kill, it doesn't destroy, it doesn't (usually) disintegrate (itself). The Sonic Screwdriver will pop up anywhere in time (Unless you caused the first caveman to hang himself (in that case, silly you)).

"Don't take a Sonic Screwdriver to IKEA, it may work well at defeating a bunch of hostile, liquid aliens but it doesn't work well on flatpack"

by CasualTimeLord June 26, 2016

sideways screwdriver

When you stick your penis in their ass and and they turn vertically so that your dick is being twisted and then pull out as a screwdriver would then insert the penis into their mouth to screw back in the screw.

Wow Mary really got that sideways screwdriver when he put it in her mouth twice eh?

by Uncle.playboi November 9, 2017

Screwnicorn

When a lesbian puts a strap-on on her forehead than proceeds to pleasure her partner

"The dyke preformed teh screwnicorn on her girlfriend

by Adam March 8, 2003