The small group of friends who privately chill without letting mumbles, mr shankadoodle, or QUE HACESS TUU?-boy join in. Founded by mumbles himself. also known as S-squared, or the SS
by Waldo April 10, 2003
"dude, there's nowhere to cheef around here"
"it's cool man, i got the secret agent. you can toke it up walkin down the street!"
"it's cool man, i got the secret agent. you can toke it up walkin down the street!"
by goddamnhippy June 06, 2005
Someone you tell all your secrets to. Someone trustworthy, non-judgemental, and in the best cases good at giving advice. One may have different secret squirrels for different types of secrets, or multiple secret squirrels for all their secrets.
Jim: I need to talk to someone i can trust about this...
Mark: Don't worry bro, I gotchu
Jim: Thanks man, you're the best secret squirrel EVER
Mark: Don't worry bro, I gotchu
Jim: Thanks man, you're the best secret squirrel EVER
by swagmasta3k December 29, 2013
by RightingWrongs July 08, 2015
(n.) If you don't know what it is, you're either too young, too ugly, or you need to have your fucking head examined.
Her pussy secretions were as abundant as a fire hose and I could hardly get my weenie in her woo-woo because of the dangerous undertow.
by Rick Roberson November 22, 2010
When a man is having sex with a fat or ugly chick, after he cums, he pulls the rubber off, stuffs it over her head and yells at her very sternly, "if you tell anyone about this, I'll fucking kill you".
After Peter was done fucking that fat hog, he totally gave her the secret agent and she ran out of his room crying like a stuck pig.
by ForestTex February 20, 2007
by Rylan S. March 30, 2005