Schiffective

(Adj) Failing to deliver intended results while boasting about your work.

The Congressman acts like he’s done something, but he has nothing to show for it. The guy is completely Schiffective.

by OtterVonBismarx July 26, 2023

Scruffled

A very specific anal sex position

Sarah scruffled me last night

by AntOrDec October 13, 2023

Scruffled

A very specific anal sex position involving four fingers and various foodstuffs as lubricant

'Turns out Sam likes getting scruffled too'
'What, you mean with the gravy and everything? No way.'

by AntOrDec October 13, 2023

Schaffer

A person who is overly lazy in a workplace.

Man, I wish that new guy wasn't a total Schaffer.

by Xenu420 October 29, 2023

Scuff master

Mainly used when playing video games ie fifa against a mate … when he’s one on one with keeper or almost dead cert to score he hits it for row Z …

Jesus Dave your a scuff master

by neddy flanders November 6, 2023

Scuffed

Not proper, seen as incorrect or messed up

Ratchet way of saying fucked up

person 1: "she was passed out and i was still trynna have some fun so..."
person 2: "nah thats some scuffed shit, your fucked up"

by sinnerssaint November 7, 2023

scruffy kinslow

Scruffy Kinslow is the best cat to ever have existed. He is fat, cute, cuddly, clingy, and a very good boy who loves beef jerky. He smells like saltine crackers. He was found on the side of a highway. He is an old man and a baby inside a fat cat's body.

Scruffy Kinslow is Kloee Kinslow's best friend.

by panlover December 10, 2023