Schlong

synonym for medium/average. Its a mix between short and long.Can mean both close and far.

Ugh the Cinestar is too schlong away.
I waited so schlong for this moment!
His cock was quite schlong !

by woodpequa666 February 7, 2018

Schlang

1. A way of life.
2. Whatever the mood is at any moment.
3. Goofing around or hanging out.

Hey boys are y’all down to schlang later.

by A Schlangin Boi May 31, 2018

schlonghat

The excess skin left around your penis after circumcision

With a British accent; pardon me mam have you noticed my exquisite Schlonghat.

by Hiemie April 7, 2018

Schlongest

Alternative spelling of longest, used often during Billy Joel karaoke.

Whoa, oh oh oh, for the schlongest time.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Schlinn

A word used to describe someone who has done something wrong.

Shut up schlinn

by Schlinn January 7, 2019

Schlong

Code word for dick

sakayt whipped out his SCHLONG

by DiccHole January 28, 2019

Schlinkus

A person most likely under the influence of some form of herbal intoxicant.

"Bro are you schlinkus right now?!"
"Ya bro I straight up cant feel my legs."

by mrduckonqwack March 14, 2019