3 definitions by woodpequa666
When you ask someone to describe Sofie in one word they usually say shes a WILDCARD,cause you never know whats gonna happen with one.Shes really weird usually the girl who gives you funny face looks from across the hall, and screams autistically through places. They are up for anything & never give up on a friendship.If you get on her good side you may notice how hilarious she makes life to be, that you think your life with her should become a TV show.Sofies are comedians, who make miserable people smile on their worst days.If you ever date a Sofie just know shes sarcastic 24/7 so if she says"Your cocks big"Just know she's most likely being sarcastic.Sofies care more about others than themselves, so don't be surprised when she has an mental breakdown before her period,shes just exhausted of giving all her positive energy to people she cares about.She says she hates hugs & affection, really give that bitch a hug she loves them, just doesn't like showing her soft side.Sofies are also very perverted, they can make anything into a porno in just 3 seconds!Don't even get me started on how much they smile,Sofies have the biggest smiles you just want to know whats making her smile,because you could be at the most boring place on Earth& a Sofie has something to smile/laugh about.Sofies are like alcohol, you need them to get you hyped up for anything, some get addicted.Also they have an obsession with MEMES.If Friday was person, they would be a Sofie.
Bro did you see that Sofie!That bitch crazy!
Dad:Why you smilin son?
Son:I was with a Sofie today!
I just peed my pants, god Sofie is so fuckin hilarious ! xD
Dad:Why you smilin son?
Son:I was with a Sofie today!
I just peed my pants, god Sofie is so fuckin hilarious ! xD
by woodpequa666 January 10, 2018
The crazy ex-girlfriend everyone experiences once in their life.However at the same time shes every 12 yr old boys crush!She weird,annoying,loves memes,and embaresses friends in public since she simply gives no fucks.Every guy would date her if she didnt always make her iconic ugly faces & scream.Shes like a female physically/biologically, but she mirrors every typical dude; plays video games, eats like a pig, disrespectful, horny,immature, pervy, watches American Football,& sometimes smells bad.She reminds you of a cat; cute,scary when pissed, eats/sleeps all day,goes out all night,& sits on guys she likes laps.Something about her eyes make you catch some feels, because 90% of the time you look in her eyes you can tell she has something amazing on her mind,and you are about to have the most fun time.Sofies lowkey make you pee your pants sometimes,because they are so damn funny.
by woodpequa666 January 10, 2018
Ugh the Cinestar is too schlong away.
I waited so schlong for this moment!
His cock was quite schlong !
I waited so schlong for this moment!
His cock was quite schlong !
by woodpequa666 February 7, 2018