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lame salad

Essentially the salad that you get if a retarded person mixed lame sauce, weak sauce, lamezors, and weak jizz together, then sprinkled a weak serving of lameness on top. It is the worst possible combination of lameness and weakness that can ever exist. It is so lame that ingesting it might make you collapse and literally be lame for the rest of your life.
"Alexander's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day" was a book full of lame salad for Alexander.

Person1: "Look at that kid wearing jorts and a yugioh bookbag!"
Person2: "I bet he keeps lame salad in that bookbag and snacks on it in class."

Person1: "Why the fuck are we having this easter egg hunt at night? I can't see anything, and I just tripped over some eggs and broke them."
Person2: "Lame salad."
lame salad by LiVee March 10, 2008

Mohamed Salah 

The best player in the premier league way better than aguero, kompany ad
Mohamed Salah is the egyptian king and will win this season's golden boot
Mohamed Salah by anonymous May 28, 2019

South Philly Skeet Salad 

when a girl sticks lettuce in her asshole and the man rams it all the way in with his jizzy ranch covered boner. She shits it out and they Lady and the Tramp the salad.
I ran to the store to pick up lettuce and ranch for my fiance and my South Philly Skeet Salad.

Dick Salad

Jeez, why didn't you invite any girls? This party is nothing but a dick salad.
Dick Salad by El Dorko March 23, 2009

Salad candy 

High-calorie, low-nutrition items that make salads more palatable, but less healthy.
Marvin's addition of craisins, croutons, cheese, and sugared pecans turned his originally healthy lunch into a 2500-calorie bowl of salad candy.
Salad candy by bobo76 December 1, 2014

Salad in a jar Party

When a girl invites you to to a salad in a jar party but uses the jar to hold your jizz to one day use against you in a paternity case
"Hey Gerald wanna come to my salad in a jar party?"

"No thank you I don't want to unknowingly become a father"
Salad in a jar Party by Gerald Boy November 23, 2016

salad jockey 

When one man/woman lays down on their stomach whilst another man/woman buries their face in their partner rectum in the handstand position.
Sentence 1: Im tired of having to suck your centimeter peter let me be your salad jockey
salad jockey by Dickzilla4 June 7, 2018