n. Humorous insult, used to imply that the target is a homosexual, particularly one who dresses up in Spandex and rams a bottle of Tabasco-brand hot sauce into their rectum in the hopes that it will prolong their erection.
by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 04, 2003
by Rein UDK September 08, 2010
A vehicle driven that is generally not meant to go fast, yet has the apperance of being a race-like car. A driver of a rice-rocket is a rice boy.
Why do people do up fucking Honda Civics and make them "look" sporty when they are girls cars. I hate those crappy "rice rockets".
by Champ February 25, 2002
fast bike with allot of go go go . . usually rules the streets , drag strip , and the track because of it's high weight / power ratio
jeez a honda civic has 140 hp and a crotch rocket has 140 hp and weighs 10 times less !!!! !! ! ! !! !! ! !
by motorcycleking April 05, 2003
by Caferacer001 July 11, 2009
Flamin hot Cheeto in the asshole.
by Wakeanjake December 27, 2015
A shit that flies out effortlessly, like a perfect take off of a rocket off to space. Usually angular and aerodynamically inclined.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016