riley parent

A man with a cock so big when he walks on the beach, people think a snake is following him. The acient gods coward in wake of his massive cock. They offered bananas to satisfy the beast. He who posses the burden of DK dick is to be forever along in fear he would split a potential mate.

Yo Riley Parent got that big dick right?

by Big Aus May 31, 2018

Riley B

a Riley B is the coolest guy ever and has a major cock

yo i wish i was a riley B

by jelly balls November 30, 2022

Dirty riley

A dirty Riley is when he is getting bullied so he runs over to them, whips out his big one and uses it as an AK-47 with his spunk as ammo

"ugh i was getting bullied so i ran over and pulled a dirty riley, that'll sort them out"

by Scadoof March 2, 2022

Riley Jacklovitz

coolest person around. Very very muscular and drives a Dodge Challenger.

Wow, Riley Jacklovitz is really sexy.

by TheTruth1047 October 25, 2020

Riley Browning

A dude in my 4th period who is extremely hot and i want to posess his children, I am a man but we can work something out

Riley Browning: Hey Chase
Chad: My Names Chad
Riley: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID BITCH I'M WAY HOTTER THAN YOU
Chad: You're probably right
Riley: Probably?, You actually retarded
Chad: OK

by C.Ervin7 November 22, 2019

Riley Walker

Best fucking person ever

"Riley Walker is 7,9!"

by applejooce June 15, 2022

cat riley

that one cat who is really depressed and would and could murder u in ur sleep.

check my cat riley

by retardeddickk June 10, 2019