quarter to eight

A term describing the number of beers one has consumed.

Bubba "Hey man you done with those beers."
Rick "Naw, I've only had quarter to eight"

by asqw September 29, 2005

quarter-tight ass

A firm gluteus maximus.

"...knowing that he’s less likely to leave me for the Dolce & Gabbana fit model with the quarter-tight ass who lives down the hall."

by Miguel Carnay September 7, 2006

Quarter Pounder Stretcher

Any image or person that arouses the male member, derived from a Macdonalds burger and a cheap shop.

The difference between art and pornography is that art is a medium for developing the soul and the imagination, whereas porn is a quarter pounder stretcher

by Daniel Connolly April 27, 2007

Quarter Nips

The exact size of a female's nipple being a quarter.

"Yo Brittany's got some hot quarter nips."

by dr teabags ftw December 28, 2011

quarter pounder

a fat four ounces of marijuana. Not a fine female, not a burger- pot. reefer. kill. bud. fire. smoke me out scotty!!!!!!!!

That ain't a joint. That's a toothpick. I got your joint- Led Zepplin!! Quarter Pounder!!!

by Elysa August 25, 2004

quarter life crisis

stressing and/acting up out in your 20's. taken from mid-life crisis which used to be stressing in the mid-30's, but now has been pushed up due to longer life expectancy.

heh, look at that college student over there, she's totally buggin, she must be having a quarter life crisis

by Robbie :) May 11, 2004

quarted

when a girl farts and queefs at the same time

Tim was fucking his girlfriend and she quarted

by cliwwa April 26, 2009