lousy peter

a flaccid dick - an unerection of sorts - when the penis is in turtle mode. A lousy peter can occur when a state of arousal is suddenly cut short.

He was about to come, but suddenly at the sound of his Mom's voice, he got a lousy peter.

by PeterDydo June 20, 2006

Blue Peter Presenter

A very pleasant individual, who is good looking, has nice teeth and hair, and a great dress sense, but is ultimately a bit of a boring toff.

Man, I would fuck his girlfriend! Shame she's a Blue Peter Presenter though.

by Bungle123 March 15, 2009

sly peter

1) A wily Bulgarian folk hero, known for outsmarting his Ottoman rival Nasreddin Hoca, and the corrupt Bulgarian upper class. First appeared in 16th-17th century sources

2) A sex act illegal in many countries, which, when done successfully, is performed without any knowledge of the other person involved. Popularized in Bulgaria

1) Sly Peter is like the Robin Hood of Bulgaria

2) I'm totally going to sly peter that chick tonight. She's not even gonna know.

by spanky1279 April 23, 2011

Slimey Peter Parker( Spiderman )

The act of Jizzing on your partners face, in the shape of a spiderweb.

Michelle loved the Slimey Peter Parker( Spiderman ) I gave last night!

by yourfriendlyneighborhoodspider January 6, 2012

peter puffer

One who can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. See also ass clown.

Those democrats sure are some peter puffers.

by TT October 14, 2003

Peter Vu

The super hot, sexy guy behind you.

Dude, that Peter Vu is so hot; just look at him work behind you!

by petaro March 15, 2005

Peter crouch

Extremly tall football (soccer) player, Ridiculed for his gangly apperance by many, has become cult hero for his now legendary robot.

He's Big, He's red, his feet stick out the bed, Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch

by ric flair July 29, 2006