sod patch

a. The pubic hair growth in the crotch triangle usually sprouting a few days after the area was waxed or shaved. Either in male or female.

b. Nickname for an old college fraternity brother named Dan at the University of Minnesota circa 1990. Not sure if it was because he was a late bloomer; liked to chow shaved snatch; or perhaps it was poking fun of his hair.

c. A section of grass intended to replace a dead area in your yard.

Bitsy had a Brazillian bikini wax a week before spring break only to find that a few days later she had an itchy sod patch going on down there.

by B_Otch January 19, 2006

Pitch

What rugby players call the field they play on.

Lets go toss the ball around on the pitch.

by juker355 April 23, 2012

Pitchfork

What I'm going to drive through the head of the creator of a website for shitty indie music.

I bought the new Metallica CD, good thing I don't base my life around someone elses opinions.

by cock whore June 24, 2003

pitchdork

Somebody who does not know whether a song is good and logs on to Pitchfork.com to find out

"Look at those corpulent rednecks bobbing to Korn"
"Pitchfork actually gave "Follow the Leader" a 6.9."
"Can we talk about this later, when I give a shit, pitchdork?"

by self-hating hipster August 29, 2005

Blumpkin Patch

While receiving a blumpkin a turd scrapes off on her chin leaving a shit stain, similar to a soul patch.

Is that chocolate on your chin? Oh! I just gave my boyfriend a blumpkin. It must be a blumpkin patch.

by Kompteck September 20, 2010

Petch

To catch a wild animal with the intent of petting it.

Jimmy succeeded in petching a squirrel.

I will petch that lamb.

I feel like petching that animal.

by SlaughterTV April 12, 2009

Pedophile Patch

A small patch of facial hair grown just below the middle of the bottom lip; sometimes extending down to the chin.

When I saw the pedophile on the news the first thing I noticed was his pedophile patch.

by Kevin587 April 7, 2007