Eye Pud

Another way of saying eye candy; eye pudding.

"I met my favourite DJ the first time today, he's so hot, he's eye pud".

by PB2012 September 2, 2012

playing with pud

The act of sitting, rubbing, tugging, talking to and or bathing your pud

Jake Henty loves playing with pud everyday

by Pudman216 February 2, 2018

A dick in the pudding

A minor irritation that spoils the success or enjoyment of something; a shit in the bed; a cum rag in the pool

"You really are a dick in the pudding, Paul"

by Rexloid January 18, 2018

fist pudding

The ejaculate left on a male's hand post masturbation

Ever since Dick broke up with Virginia he's been a hermit, staying home, watching porn and making fist pudding.

by ExplosiveBM December 16, 2014

Fard Pudding

pudding made of fard.

or
When you shit in a cake and give it to someone

give me some fard pudding
faaaaaaaarrrrrrrd

by CrimsonRabbit April 8, 2022

meat-pudding

noun: 1. excrement that comes from the genetalia

2. meat that is pounded into mush

adjective: used as a comparison for something that is warm, gooey, and jizzy.

noun: When she spreads her legs, meat-pudding leaks out all over the bed.

adjective: Them damn beef curtains have some stuff on ther that's look'n like meat-pudding.

by jaminimaj August 11, 2010

Bread Pudding

Sex Move:

"When you stick your balls in a vagina with a yeast infection."

"Isn't it weird that restaurants always serve bread pudding as an afterthought?"

by llamasutra November 25, 2021