portalling

wanking

peter is portalling over gemma( jamie's gonna kill him)

by shexeh shhaushageshs June 29, 2011

Pootash

A pre-puberty moustache where a young boy cannot grow a moustache properly only small bum fluff hair grows on the upper lip.

Never shaved off because generally the young boy has not been taught how to shave.

"That boy has a pootash"
"Ewwww, thats gross"

by yehnwutuhvapoptash October 22, 2011

Send Dubai porta potty video day

Is a very cool video if u seartch on twitter.

Send Dubai porta potty video day is a day where you send the gross vid to your fremds and family

by Bunnprisgorme May 4, 2022

pootang

another word for sex, as used by the SAI in Ireland

Having pootang on scout camps

by No1 September 29, 2003

pootang

A slimy mucus that comes out of a womans vagina twice daily. It is toxic to ingest, however smoking it is fairly safe and leads to a euphoric high lasting between 3-4 hours.

Right kidda you wanna eat some pootang?

Naaaaaa lad thats sketchy shit lets smoke it n get twisted laaa.

by b3nmay456 October 15, 2008

pootanany

see poontang.

She's got a wicked pootanany.

by Anonymous December 13, 2002

pootastic

Adjective describing something that is disappointing or crappy.

Tom Cruise's performance in Vanilla Sky was pootastic.

by aezell December 24, 2007