Pooting

Yorkshire (and possibly broader) slang that is pretty old and perhaps only in common usage in the countryside.

Pooting: To wander in a relaxed manner; potentially from poot = fart, -> ‘farting about’ meaning to do something in an inefficient manner, not necessarily interested in any particular end goal.

“Hey Jim. Are you about today? Fancy a pint?”

“Hey Tim. Nah, sorry mate, me and the missus are pooting around Dalby Forest for the weekend. I’m not sure when we’ll be back.”

by SirDingleberry August 23, 2021

posting-wave

to post numerous times on social media

this morning, me and sheri went on a posting-wave and posted 12 new videos about our new cosmetic line thats popular around our neighborhood

by cheri2291 September 11, 2021

poking the darkhorse

to tweet something silly at a member of the 'intellectual dark web' in order to make them overreact and, in a twist of delicious irony, attempt to cancel the initiator

"Dude, you were really poking the darkhorse last night with that tweet storm about how Sam Harris's penis size relates to his IQ."

by hoss bossman September 12, 2021

Poking a Marshmallow

Where a butch lesbian, single handedly fists a fellow partner. Usually occurs during camping.

That noise you heard from Hannah’s tent last night was from Terisa poking a marshmallow.

by Jake the sudo snake September 15, 2021

Poking party

A group of people finding their blood type

We were in chemistry class having a poking party.

by Onlyone4thelight8r November 5, 2021

posting

Twitter slang (usually used as a backhanded compliment) for the act of almost reflexively or unconsciously writing tweets off the cuff that purely reflect the writer’s id or base instincts and as such are unintentionally funny to observers.

“Donald Trump is posting again, he just tweeted that Big Bird is pushing an Antifa agenda”

by BakedBeanBreville November 13, 2021

popinguiala

To popinguiala means to fuck somebody so hard that they can’t walk straight the next day.

I(popinguiala) popinguialed my grirlfriend last night and then she passed out.

by Sexyanonim November 21, 2021