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Noopen poopen

Something really mean inside some online circles. What forum? Real life? Wait, am I not playing The Sims 3 right now!?

In the investigator profession you'll sometimes get a case where one Sim becomes butthurt about something another Sim said on a forum so they contact a private investigator to hack their computer. Your Sim doesn't hack their computer. Instead, your Sim goes on the forum themselves to call the Sim a "noopen poopen" which is something along the lines of "slutty whore." You then go back to the butthurt Sim and tell them what you did. They will gasp as if you are white and just said "nigger" and then you promptly get 500 Simoleons and job performance for trolling a forum.

All of that for the low, low price of $40 for the Ambitions expansion pack! Wow, what a great deal! EA sure does care about their customers!
Hey, guys, I just had a mission on The Sims 3 where I called another Sim a "noopen poopen." Isn't that hilarious?

*silence*

Oh, wait, I have no friends. I don't need them anyway because friends are only noopen poopens. BRB, going to go cry while I make my Sims' wedding perfect.
by Kinky Booty Pop January 10, 2015
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poopenate

1.The smell or stench of poop.

2.To poop. The act of pooping.

3.multiple peices of poop.
Look at all the poopenate!

I have to poopenate.
by Joe Cheney June 11, 2006
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Poopenheimer

Term used when venting your anger. Also an dorogatory term used as a euthamism for stronger language, usually aimed at the younger generation
Oh Poopenheimer!
You little poopenheimer!
by Joe Tierney February 7, 2008
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Pope

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Pope’s Salty Kiwi

This can be used as a “harmless” practical joke on one of your buddies, if someone leaves a kiwi on their desk. You take the kiwi and place it down your pants and try to hold it under your scrotum. At this point you do a little jig to bless the kiwi. The sweatier the better. Then place the kiwi back on the desk. The enjoyment comes when the target cuts up their kiwi to eat and the juice drips all over the place causing them to lick their fingers clean.
Target: Hey guys I know you paid for lunch lasttime and its my turn, but I already brought a lunch, so go ahead and go without me.
Guy #1: I am so tired of him ditching out on his turn to pay.
Guy #2: Well, lets help him enjoy his lunch and bless it with Pope’s Salty Kiwi.
Guy #1: I will never be able to look at a kiwi the same again…
by Sgt. Montechristo October 17, 2007
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polish the pope

Male masturbation. So called because the previous Pope was Polish, and the male organ looked like a Mitre and polishing it gives the user pleasure
More children would be happier if more priests would stay at home and polish the pope.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 19, 2007
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pope of dope

The Pope of Dope is undoubtedly Pablo Escobar, the Colombian cartel kingpin.
The Pope of Dope could beat up the regular pope any old day
by Pope of Dope April 29, 2004
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