Poohlaxing 

The act of relaxing with your pants at your ankles and sitting on the toilet dropping a dump. May begin with a peelax and eventually last long enough to evolve into a full poohlax..maybe even a poohnap

Poohlaxing happens when Sitting on the toilet taking a pooh and relaxing even after your done

Poohlaxing by Poohlaxer July 23, 2012

Poohnami 

Flatulence released into a body of water creating a tidal wave effect.

Chris caused a Poohnami when he ripped one in the pool.

Poohnami by Bulldog fan August 30, 2013

poohchill 

Sitting on toilet pooping getting chills

While I was on the toilet I got the poohchill

poohchill by crazyd202 December 7, 2014

pooheading 

When someone leaves their social media login unattended and another person seizes the opportunity to post under their guise.

Shit, dude, I left my Facebook open and caught my sister pooheading that I leave my underwear on the couch.

pooheading by Pixiewaves May 7, 2016

poohnails 

When ya betch is just plain nasty head to poohnails. when dem crusty crusts been looking like horse shit, with literal horse shit up under his/her nails.

"don't date her, she poonails"

"you think you fly fam? you got poohnails

poohnails by soyty August 18, 2016

Poohauhau 

A cross between a Poodle and Chihauhau.
It looks like a chihauhau with poodle hair.
Often shit and annoying

That bastard has a poohauhau

Poohauhau by Poohau June 2, 2017

poohausted

Exhausted by pooping too much.

Wow that was a lot of crap. I think I need a nap. I'm poohausted.

poohausted by Tiggerneedsanap February 5, 2018