Penis

1. The human part of the body just under the waist in the front of a male. It is meant for reproduction.

2. A penis is a term used to call someone in society who is ignorant, stupid, immature, condescending, and gets his or her enjoyment from making other people feel bad.

1. The man put his penis into his wife's vagina.

2. The person who himself or herself felt better by calling everyone who read these entries a "penis" is a better example of a penis.

by Jay Shizzle August 26, 2004

Penis

Pronunciation: pee-nis
Part of speech: noun
Def: External part of the male genitalia; reproductive part of a male's body; shape of a cylinder with a head; sometimes circumsised; come in all sizes; much fun to play with

Gosh...don't you just really want a penis once in a while?

by Pearls July 2, 2006

Penis

1. Wang
2. Dong
3. One-Eyed Monster
4. Trouser Trout
5. Trouser Snake
6. Cock
7. Dick
8. Baby Arm
9. Dinky
10. Hand Held Device
11. Anti-Lesbian Device
12. Cherry Popper
13. Wiener
14. Reproducer
15. White Army Base
16. The Banana
17. Cream Filled Twinkie
18. Pickle
19. One-Eyed Purple-headed warrior
20. The Handbrake
21. Crotch Companion
22. Tadpole
23. Larger Clitoris
24. Plain Macaroni
25. Pvt. Johnson

Now think of 25 for Vagina...

by -=.SeNoR.NeUvA.YoRk.=- February 1, 2005

Penis

A woman's favorite toy.

A penis can be a woman's best friend.

by raspberry (lust) muffin December 28, 2005

Peni

Plural for penis; many of the dick.

"Man, last night, I was so drunk I thought I had two peni."

"I drew a bunch of uber peni!"

by Zananananabatman. December 31, 2010

Penis

Used for reproduction and whatever you see fit

Wtf bill you just sat on my penis

by Pee-nis August 19, 2003

penies

a penis which, by virtue of it's decor or girth, is regarded as dainty or affeminate

That blue baby bonnet really accentuates your penies.

by Marcus Whafferton March 28, 2007