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pastrophied

The dual state of being both pasty and atrophied after a long inactive winter indoors. The more northern the climate and the more lazy the individual, the more severe the state.
When spring came and my wife tried on her new bathing suit, she looked completely pastrophied.
by Mattydog June 29, 2009
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Pastor Dave

Finishing on a girls head in an action similar to that of a baptism; Blessing her scalp with your seed.
Guy: Hey girl wanna do somethin' freaky? I'm really down to give you a Pastor Dave.
Girl: OMG! Of course I want a Pastor Dave!
Guy: Haha, OK just turn around and let me sprinkle my holy seed on your head.
by Joe and Zack November 8, 2018
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Pastel

Its real definition on almost every country is "cake", in Puerto Rico "pastel" is a typical dish, but, it also means a bad joke, like the worst joke in the world, but, still funny. Worst than a "Dad jokes".
+: You're hungry?
-: Yes, I'm.
+: Hi, Hungry. I'm Steve.

What a fucking "pastel"!
by Brbmartinez November 12, 2018
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PastelRay

hey man u heard about pastelray
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by donutjuice3 September 4, 2019
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Pastenizeableism

A feeling of urge to recreate past events.
Jack felt pastenizeableism to recreate the climb up K2, the second largest mountain in the world.
by Insert_Name_Here_404 May 5, 2021
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Pastella

A Happy Girl Who Loves Pastel, She Is A Sweet Female So Don't Ever Lose Her. she Is a loyal queen
hey, that girl is a pastella!
by maira's whore June 21, 2021
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tomatoe paster

A person who repeatedly stabs people in the back, over and over, for their own twisted pleasure and satisfaction.
Acid Rain and Danielle are wicked tomatoe pasting bitches!!!
by Pink Playdoh June 3, 2005
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