pass-the-poke

A strange silly game credited to Johnny Conder, carried beyond the city limits by a girl named Apryl. Usually involves the smoking of marijuana, followed by Apryl jabbing her finger into your gut and saying "poke". This action is repeated until she finally exclaims "Pass the poke, man!". From there, everyone passes the poke around until collapsing into laughter or untill something else catches our attention.

"Poke." Jabs finger into Jack's gut.
"What?"
"Poke." Repeat.
"...what?"
"Poke." Repeat.
"WHAT?!"
"Dude...pass the poke."
Jack passes the poke.

by heroin hiroshima May 4, 2005

Malakand Pass

A mountain pass in the Malakand District, Pakistan.

The Malakand Pass is always crowded with trucks.

by Malakand_man May 28, 2009

pass ass

fart

i passed ass on your face :)

by Deez August 22, 2003

Hospital Pass

Literally (in schools, the military, etc): A pass that exempts the bearer from normal duty so they can go to hospital.

Figuratively (1): A Catch-22 situation which will inevitably lead to a person being badly hurt, humiliated or otherwise up shit creek.

Figuratively (2): In sports, a dangerous pass of the ball that may result in injury to the receiver.

Drill Instructor: Private, why are you out of the barracks?!
Private: Sir, I have a hospital pass... oohhh...
Drill Instructor: I see, that would explain all the blood spraying from your neck. NOW, STOP MOANING YOU PANSY! AND SAY SIR WHEN YOU DO!

Bill: I hear you just got assigned the Smith tax account.
Joe: Yeah, that thing is a nightmare. The IRS are investigating the company and I am probably going to be called before a grand jury.
Bill: Holy shit! That account is a hospital pass.

Doctor: So, how did you break your nose?
Private: I was playing football and the ball was passed to me.
Doctor: That doesn't sound dangerous.
Guy: Yeah, but the ball smacked directly into my face at 200 miles per hour.
Doctor: Sounds like a hospital pass. Ha ha ha ha!
Guy: Can I have another doctor?

by Guy with face December 23, 2007

Hall Pass

When all was said and done, though their husbands might have looked around at females, the one person that actually cheated of the four main characters in Hall Pass was Grace. Everyone else held their marriage vows sacred to some degree, since looking, thinking, or talking about sex isn't the same thing as toying around with love.

Grace was the one character in Hall Pass heartless enough to actually cheat, because their was no balance of power in her relationship with Fred, she had all the power of two people. Though Grace would be the kind of person to try and expose the double standards of others, she lived by a different set of standards than the ones she expected of her husband, and couldn't see her own for what they were. Why would any guy want to be married to somebody like that? Since some of them do think with a head other than the one on their dick, despite some females not really wanting to allow them to resist thinking with a head that is easier to control on a guy.

by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021

Ruby pass

Ruby is the most beautiful thing in the world even if she is ginger she has a massive heart and cares for others. Now she may be a bitch at times but she is amazing. She is the most sexy thing with a lion main for hair. She walks round the street and gets random compliments on her hair but just doesn’t know what to say back so awkwardly says thank you. Ruby pass will blow you mind when you see her. Ruby loves to hang out with her friends but rarely can. She had people leading after her and all ways has to say no. Ruby is gorgeous.

Ruby pass is gorgouse

I know right

by _gingers_are_underated_ March 20, 2021

Fail Pass

A slip of paper given to an individual that does an action considered a "FAIL".

"Hey man, go to FailPasses.com and print out a Fail Pass for me, my little brother tried riding his bike across water...."

by WordMasterDude May 15, 2010